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Both GUYS & GIRLS
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Jul 4, 2009 6:29 am
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Both GUYS & GIRLS will find this hilarious!
THE GUYS’ RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN Finally , THE GUYS’ SIDE OF THE STORY. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR " THE RULES " FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.
1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU WON’T DRESS LIKE THE VICTORIA ‘S SECRET GIRLS, DON’T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR.
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY .
1. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS SEX, CARS, THE SHOTGUN FORMATION, OR BASKETBALL.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT; BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING.
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH.
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH
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I'm Going HOME
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Jul 4, 2009 6:27 am
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COLOR sienna]These past few days or should I say this week I have been looking forward to going home. A friend asked me what am I feeling at the moment.Hmmm.... it's weired coz I am having mixed feelings.
I love to leave and go back home, as well as I hate to do so. Maybe it's the feeling of freedom and being all grown up is what I am going to long for when I go back home. Hence, I may not feel this at all when I'm already at my comfort zone.
Strange? Yeah I think too but that's how it is, that's how it'll be and that's what I am.
I AM GOING HOME!!!!! AM I REALLY GOING HOME?@!
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HopE
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Jun 17, 2009 10:06 am
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I am now in a journey of finding myself and life. As this journey is coming to end I just hope that what i wanted would be achieved. It's like there's more to life than now but it's just too blury. No matter how hard I push the dark clouds away, it keeps on returning. It's like never getting rid of your own shaddow.
Hope is what I am clinging onto right now. Hope that would somehow turn into reality. The realization of all my hopes in life.
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complicated
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Jun 10, 2009 8:41 am
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I just read a friend's blog. It hit me straight upon realizing this is like me.
Life is like a rollercoaster ride... it turns upside down.
We get high with happiness with the people we love... then feel sad when we realize that they are already gone...
We laugh like there's no tomorrow...then be in silence the moment we realize it will soon be over and might not happen again...
we smile, then we frown...
we feel loved, then yet feel alone...
we think were always blessed, but in reality there are so many things lacking...
we tend to say we're fine... but in fact we worry of problems yet to be solved...
we feel hope,but we feel desperate...
these are just some things we can't do anything about... guess it's better that way...
In happiness there is despair... we will never realize the value of life 'till we encounter harships. That makes us say... it's really better for life to be this way.
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White......
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Jun 9, 2009 10:12 pm
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This is my first blog entry in this site. So, I don't want it to be too long nor too short. Just enough to get a couple of minutes from your time.
Everytime people asks me how I am. I always replied with a positive note (even at times it ain't true). Why? It isn't that I am lying but it is just a way of me telling them I am alright, please don't worry. I don't want people to feel sad nor bad about me or because of me. I like them to hold that positive mind and heart that they could carry on through out the day.
Sometimes it's good to lie. Lie in order to protect people dear to us... White Lie as I defend. For others it's still a lie no matter what happens. 
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